Driving Him Wild

Driving Him Wild

Photo by Dplanet

Photo by Dplanet

I was trapped at a salon the other day, so I read an old Cosmo.

They have some wonderful advice in there. Just wonderful. In order to drive our men wild, there was a list of things we should be doing. First of all, when I dress for a party, I’m not supposed to wear underpants.

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Thank You

Thank You Everyone!

Cass McMain - Sunflower

I’d like to thank everyone who came to the book signing event on Saturday. I was very nervous and all your smiling faces made it much easier!

Bookstores are always fun, but Page One is a bit special in my eyes. I was surprised to find out that some of my mother’s paintings are hanging on the wall there. I guess it’s a magic connection!

– Cass

My Pet Moth

Moth by masochismtango via FlickrWell, I had this moth in my shower for several days. Just hanging out on the wall. I kept telling him it wasn’t a safe moth place, but he didn’t listen. He sat there and sat there. Then he slipped. I was mid-shower when I saw he was stuck, wings-to-wall, in the moisture of the shower. Continue reading

For The People on Colt Ct.

For The People on Colt Ct. Wherever they are.

comcast_logoI do not have an Xfinity home security system, but you know who does? Some dumbass on Colt Ct. Wherever that is. They put my email address in as their own, and I got an email about it. I got a lot of emails about it.

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Goose Escape

Chicks atop a picture of a genetic map of a chicken.

Photo by Peggy Greb.

Around the corner from my house, on the old Camino Real, there’s a feed store. They have an enclosure full of ducks and geese and other fowl. They breed these, and sell the young. Presumably they also sell adults if someone wants one. (Every spring, they put out a large sign that says “Colored Chicks for Sale.” Oh, man. I almost drove off the road the first time I saw that one.) Continue reading

FENCES

Picture of a SunflowerThey say it’s a world without fences. Our neighbor’s dog doesn’t think so.

Cocoa sits at the edge of her property, watching the street. Gate closed or open, she doesn’t cross the line. She knows her boundaries, does Cocoa. Oh, she’ll come out if you ask her to. Pat your thighs and you’ll hear the clack-clack of her overgrown nails on the pavement. But if you don’t tell her to come out, she won’t. Continue reading